I have irrefutable evidence that ninjas do in fact beat pirates.
http://drmcninja.com/ - This website will explain the exact nature of Ninjas and their awesomeness.
Stuff is going well. My new neighbourhood is dodgy as hell. I still like it.
I haven't posted anything in a while, so I should probably mention that I went to Barcelona with my dad where we saw the Tapa Tapa restaurant:
Tapa Tapa Tapa.
I think I'll remember the hot chocolate they had there best though. It's so thick. Really good though.
Before you ask, yes, I'm coming back to Canada in April. England is fun, but I miss home. I'm not coming home earlier though. No one better have expectations over an English accent either.
Sorry for the short post. Gotta get back to work.
Paul
7 comments:
I wonder if I could be a ninja veterinarian?
Dan, you could be, but I doubt your powers of stealth.
Well it would obviously require some training, but think of the benefits,such as being quick enough to preg-check a mare before she even realized that you just reached up her ass!
(Yes, for those of you who don't know, that's how you check if a horse is pregnant. Naturally, some appreciate it a little less than others).
Plus, a Katana would make for quick and easy geldings.
Disaster or...
...wait, you're right, just disaster.
Uhhh...
Semiautomatic Aqua!
Matt and Paul should be terrified (or just more mindful) of their genitalia if Dan gets the katana thing happening...
wow, did I just use genitalia alongside Matt and Paul in the same phrase?
what is the world coming to?
I figured that your mind finally snapped...
...moreso.
You're all insane. Which is why Jess wuvs you.
That's one thick hot chocolate. It looks like they heated pudding. MMmmmmMMMMMmm...pudding....
Ahem.
It's nice to hear from you again. And we shall all tackle you when you arrive back in Canada, for to damage your spine and ensure that you can no longer travel overseas. Heh.
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