Alright. It has come to my attention that some of you think I'm an alcoholic. Well, I'm not.
It just so happens that I take more pictures when I've had a couple beers. As I prefer to post pictures on my blog, it just seems that I am drunk more than I am.
Now. Let's just ignore the weekend, because we all know that nobody is sober on the weekend. Throughout the normal work week, I'm quite sober. I go to work completely sober and leave work completely sober.
Also remember that I'm on vacation in another country. I meet a bunch of strangers and often toast to their arrival/departure.
Again, I'm not an alcoholic (alcoholics go to meetings).
Paul
P.S. I'm sober
6 comments:
Yeah, sure Paul.
If you're not an alcoholic, I'm not planning for Matt and Bram to die in the same car accident leaving me mysteriously unscathed.
It really depends on what you mean by unscathed. In your case, I took it to mean that your corpse will be recognizable as human...
...or chimpanzee
If it makes you feel better, we can reconstruct your body, attach it to some wires and use it as some sort of extremely morbid marionette.
I object to the Bram-dies-in-car-crash analogy altogether. Since when does that relate to Paul and his beer. And I have to say I'm finding this whole open debate on Paul's alleged alcohol abuse problem very funny.
I'm starting to think that Dan's comments aren't very happy. In fact, I'm starting to notice that they're slightly gruesome.
On a side note, we need Bram alive. Who else drinks? Stacie does, but she's an alcoholic anyways.
One of these days, I'm gunna get so pissed that I end up in a foreign country with nothing but my boxers and my dignity (I'll have that till I sober up). When I do, I'll have the best story ever. What kind of random drunken stories does avoiding alcohol have?
One last thing. Dan, you weren't planning on me being in this car, were you?
Hmmm... I have a lot of ground to cover here.
First of all, Bram, you can cram your objection up your french horn (I love surly answers).
And Paul, you're forgetting the universal truth: rampant murder solves all of life's problems. Or maybe I should stop reading 8-bit theatre...
Also, slightly gruesome? I was hoping for something more than 'slightly'. I'm not wasting my time planning to kill you, because you're going to die of alcohol poisoning anyway.
Stacie, actually I figured that you've become some sort of supernatural being and so a car crash wouldn't kill you. And I don't think Ripley's would pay a whole lot for Matt's brain, unless he tried to run Linux on it by shoving a CD (with some distribution of linux on it) up his nose.
Damn, that was a long comment.
Aren't we all slightly alcoholic at heart? If you move to NYC, you'll just be normal.
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